Embrace the awkwardness.

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN 
 OH
 OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
 I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME 
 SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER. 
 JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

deadb1ogger:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

Anonymous

Don’t think so, I didn’t even know there was a movie of them coming out

we-work-out:

workingforabetterme:

viiictorious:

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?

I promise I will.

I’m always here

Pinky swear.

I’m here, you guys

This picture could be used for so much

whatsgoingon12:

You’re in love after only two weeks

You got 11 people to like your status on facebook

You knew of David Karp before he founded Tumblr

You wear upside-down crosses and triangles with eyes in them

You only live once

healthyy-motivation:

getting—fit:

Reblogging again because I need a kick in the ass. Please do this for me? I promise to return the favor! x

PLEASEEEE? :)

dad: Those people on Tumblr are going to come to the house and kidnap you

me: Dad they barely ever leave their room

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business